160+ Funny Pie Puns and Jokes: Slice of Laughter

There’s nothing quite like a delicious pie—whether it’s sweet, savory, or just plain silly! Pies have been a staple of comfort food for centuries, and with their flaky crusts and gooey fillings, they’ve also inspired some of the best (and cheesiest) puns and jokes around.

If you’re a fan of wordplay, love baking, or just enjoy a good laugh, this article is for you. We’ve gathered over 160 hilarious pie puns, jokes, captions, and fun facts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing—or at least chuckling while you take another slice.

So grab a fork, dig in, and let’s get this pun-fest started!

Funny Pie Puns

1. You’re the apple of my pie.
2. I crust you with my heart.
3. Life is short—eat the pie first!
4. You’re berry special to me.
5. Let’s fill this relationship with love.
6. I’m whipped for you.
7. That’s the pie-thagorean theorem.
8. You’re my slice of heaven.
9. Don’t be flaky—just commit!
10. I’m dough-lighted to meet you.
11. You’re baking me crazy!
12. Let’s roll with it.
13. I knead you in my life.
14. That’s unbe-pie-lievable!
15. You’re a-peeling to me.
16. I’m pumpkin to talk to you.
17. You’re sweet as pie.
18. Let’s crust and conquer.
19. I’m pie-ssessed with you.
20. That’s one in a melon.
21. You’re my main squeeze (lemon pie edition).
22. Pie not lie, you’re amazing.
23. Doughn’t leave me!
24. You’re batter than the rest.
25. Cherry-ish every moment.
26. Piecing together my love for you.
27. Crust me, I’m funny.
28. Filling the void in my heart.
29. Pie one, love!
30. Bake it ‘til you make it!

Funny Pie Jokes

31. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had too many emotional fillings.
32. What do you call a sad pie? A blueberry.
33. Why did the baker break up with the pie? It was too clingy.
34. How do pies greet each other? “Hey, crusty!”
35. Why was the math book sad? It had too many pi problems.
36. What’s a pie’s favorite dance? The crust shuffle.
37. Why did the pie get promoted? It had a flaky work ethic.
38. What’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry!
39. Why don’t pies ever get lost? They always follow the crumb trail.
40. What did the pie say to the fork? “Stick with me, buddy.”
41. Why did the pie break up with the cake? It needed space.
42. What’s a pie’s favorite movie? The Crust Ultimatum.
43. Why was the pie always calm? It had inner pastry peace.
44. What do you call a pie that tells jokes? A pun-kin pie!
45. Why did the pie go to school? To get a little crust-ed!
46. What’s a pie’s favorite sport? Crust-ball!
47. Why did the pie get a ticket? It was speeding in the oven.
48. What’s a pie’s favorite song? “Sweet Caroline” (because sweet pies!).
49. Why did the pie refuse to fight? It didn’t want any beef.
50. What’s a pie’s favorite day? Pi Day (March 14th, of course!).
51. Why did the pie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
52. What’s a pie’s favorite game? *Hide and peach!
53. Why did the pie get a standing ovation? It had a flawless crust performance.
54. What’s a pie’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving—obvi!
55. Why was the pie always invited to parties? It was well-rounded.
56. What did the pie say to the oven? “You complete me.”
57. Why did the pie go to space? To find the milky way filling.
58. What’s a pie’s favorite social media? Pie-nterest!
59. Why did the pie get an award? It was a-cut above the rest.
60. What’s a pie’s favorite exercise? Crust-ups!

Pie Puns For Instagram

61. Living my best pie.
62. Slice, slice, baby.
63. Pie or die.
64. All I knead is love… and pie.
65. Pie’ve got a crush on you.
66. Sweet dreams are made of pie.
67. I flaky love you.
68. Pie crust my case.
69. You had me at pie.
70. Pie not sorry.
71. Pie quad.
72. Just desserts.
73. Pie oneers.
74. Pie thyme is the best time.
75. Pie lot for love.
76. Pie squared.
77. Pie rate of the Caribbean.
78. Pie suit yourself.
79. *Pie dentity crisis.
80. Pie lot your next move.
81. Pie rate my baking skills.
82. *Pie nally did it!
83. *Pie solutely delicious.
84. *Pie fection.
85. *Pie nomenal.
86. Pie dol (idol).
87. Pie lot of flavor.
88. Pie zza my heart.
89. Pie lot of crust.
90. Pie lot of love.

Fun Facts About Pie Puns

91. The first recorded pie pun was in 1649—it was crust worthy.
92. Shakespeare never made pie puns—probably because he was too busy with Hamlet.
93. The word “pie” comes from the Latin “pica,” meaning magpie (because pies contain a mix of ingredients).
94. The world’s largest pie weighed over 23,000 lbs—that’s a lot of crust!
95. The first pies were savory—meat pies were the original fast food.
96. Americans eat about 186 million pies on Thanksgiving—now that’s a slice of life!
97. The most expensive pie ever sold was a $9,500 truffle pie—talk about a rich crust!
98. The phrase “as easy as pie” comes from the 1800s—because pie-making was considered simple (ha!).
99. The Pie and Mash shops in London have been around since the 19th century—that’s some crust-ory!
100. The “Four and Twenty Blackbirds” nursery rhyme is about a pie—birds of a feather bake together!

Pie Puns Funny Captions

101. Pie lot of trouble.
102. Pie not guilty.
103. Pie squared my debts.
104. Pie lot of love.
105. Pie rate my life.
106. Pie suit the occasion.
107. Pie lot of happiness.
108. Pie not your average dessert.
109. Pie solutely irresistible.
110. Pie lot of fun.
111. Pie dentity revealed.
112. Pie lot of flavor.
113. Pie suit your taste.
114. Pie lot of sweetness.
115. Pie not sharing.
116. Pie lot of memories.
117. Pie suit the mood.
118. Pie lot of joy.
119. Pie not leaving crumbs.
120. Pie lot of yum.

Pie Puns For Sibling

121. You’re the apple of my pie.
122. We go together like crust and filling.
123. Siblings by chance, pie lovers by choice.
124. You’re berry special to me.
125. Thanks for always filling my life with joy.
126. You’re a-peeling in a weird way.
127. I knead you in my life.
128. You’re sweet as pie (most of the time).
129. Don’t be flaky—help me clean!
130. You’re my slice of happiness.
131. We’re batter together.
132. You’re one in a melon.
133. Siblings: crust and conquer.
134. You’re pumpkin spice to my life.
135. I cherry-ish you.
136. You’re my main squeeze.
137. Life’s sweet with you around.
138. You’re unbe-pie-lievable.
139. You’re my dough best friend.
140. Let’s roll with the punches.

One Liner Pie Puns

141. Pie lot of love.
142. Pie not sorry.
143. Pie suit yourself.
144. Pie rate my life.
145. Pie lot of trouble.
146. Pie squared my debts.
147. Pie not guilty.
148. *Pie dentity crisis.
149. Pie lot of flavor.
150. Pie suit the occasion.

Pie Puns Funny Names

151. Sir Bakes-A-Lot.
152. The Crust Crusader.
153. Pie-thagoras.
154. The Flaky Baker.
155. Crustopher Walken.
156. Pie-per.
157. Dough-reen.
158. Pie-anne.
159. Crusty.
160. Pie-ggy.

Conclusion

And there you have it—145+ of the funniest pie puns, jokes, captions, and fun facts to make you laugh, groan, or at least crave a delicious slice! Whether you’re a baker, a dessert lover, or just someone who enjoys a good pun, we hope this list brought a little extra sweetness to your day.

So next time you’re enjoying a pie, remember: life’s too short to skip dessert—and even shorter without a good laugh! Now go forth, share these puns, and keep the slice of laughter going.

What’s your favorite pie pun from this list? Let us know—and pie-ce out! 🥧😆